PRESIDENT

Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Waterbed

The President`s biggest fear....
Nixon: The Cold War
Clinton: The Cold Sore

Complaints toward the President.....
Nixon: Carpet-Bombing
Clinton: Carpet-Burns

Their Vice-Presidents...
Nixon: His was Greek
Clinton: His is a Geek

Presidential qualities.....
Nixon: Couldn`t stop Kissinger
Clinton: Couldn`t stop kissing her

Things the President couldn`t explain....
Nixon: The missing 18-minutes on the tapes
Clinton: The 36D bra in his briefcase

Presidential Nicknames....
Nixon: Tricky Dick
Clinton: Slick Willy

and finally, Presidential excuses....
Nixon: I am not a crook
Clinton: I didn`t get in her nook