SIZE ???

`In the xxx store, have one Man want to buy condom, but he confused`.

Salesgirl: `May I help you sir??`
Man: `I would like to buy condom, but i din`t know about this thing??`
Salesgirl: `Ok, May I hold your penis for size?`
Man answer: `sure`.
Salesgirl: `give him a `M`!`, said Salesgirl to her assistant. `Wait, give him `L`! Wait, give him `XL`! Oh shit! Give me a tissue.`