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PRESIDENT

Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Waterbed

The President`s biggest fear....
Nixon: The Cold War
Clinton: The Cold Sore

Complaints toward the President.....
Nixon: Carpet-Bombing
Clinton: Carpet-Burns

Their Vice-Presidents...
Nixon: His was Greek
Clinton: His is a Geek

Presidential qualities.....
Nixon: Couldn`t stop Kissinger
Clinton: Couldn`t stop kissing her

Things the President couldn`t explain....
Nixon: The missing 18-minutes on the tapes
Clinton: The 36D bra in his briefcase

Presidential Nicknames....
Nixon: Tricky Dick
Clinton: Slick Willy

and finally, Presidential excuses....
Nixon: I am not a crook
Clinton: I didn`t get in her nook

SIZE ???

`In the xxx store, have one Man want to buy condom, but he confused`.

Salesgirl: `May I help you sir??`
Man: `I would like to buy condom, but i din`t know about this thing??`
Salesgirl: `Ok, May I hold your penis for size?`
Man answer: `sure`.
Salesgirl: `give him a `M`!`, said Salesgirl to her assistant. `Wait, give him `L`! Wait, give him `XL`! Oh shit! Give me a tissue.`

A TRUE STORY FROM JAPANESE EMBASSY IN USA

Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets with President Bill Clinton. The Instructor told Mori `Prime Minister, when you shake hand with president Clinton,Please say `How are You`. Then Mr.Clinton should say ` I`m fine, and you?` Now you should say `me too` . Afterwards we translators will do all the work for you.` It looks quite simple,but the truth is...

When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said ` Who are you? ` . Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor : Well,I am Hilary`s husband,ha ha...` Then Mori replied confidently ` Me too,ha ha ha...`
Then there was a long silent moment in the meeting room

THE NEW BARBIE DOLL

A guy walks into the Toys-R-Us toy shop in downtown New York and says to the assistant: `Could you please show me your Barbie dolls?`
She says, `Certainly, sir. Here, we have: Fashion Barbie at $15.95 Vacation Barbie at $15.95 Housewife Barbie at $15.95 and Divorcee Barbie at $215.95!`
The guy asks in astonishment, `Why is divorcee Barbie so much? She looks the same to me.`
The assistant answers, `Well, sir, divorcee Barbie comes complete with Ken`s car, Ken`s house, Ken`s etc. etc.

Made In Japan

Here was a Japanese who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport.

During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the Japanese leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, `Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!`

After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, `Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!`

And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, `Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!`

The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars.

Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$300. The Japanese exclaimed, `Wah... so expensive!`

Thereupon, the driver yelled back, `Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!

SUM TING WONG

Sum Ting Wong went for a job in one factory. She went to a cars factory. Before she work, the Manager test her. When the first time the manager saw her, the manager was surprise because of her colorful hair and clothes. The manager said in his heart `not this women, this women cannot work in this favtory. But If she can make a sentence with the word : Green, Pink, Yellow Blue, White, Purple, and black.
Then the manager said to her ` If you can make a sentence with the word : Green, Pink, Yellow, White, Purple, and black, maybe I will give an excuse for you.
Then Sum Ting Wong think for a minute. After that she said like this : I hear the phone Green-green-green..., so I Pink up the phone, then I said `Yellow.., Blues this... Aaa.., wrong number lah. Don`t Purplely call me or I will kill you and do not call black.
After that the manager was fainted, Then Sum Ting Wong asked the manager ` Sum Ting Wong... `.
Sum Ting wong is a Japanese girl that came to America.
Actually she don`t understand English language